I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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