I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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