i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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