It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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