I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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