I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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