We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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