So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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