Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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