I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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