People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
His nipple licking is glorious
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