So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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