we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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