kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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