I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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