What a fucking waste of an outfit
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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