: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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