i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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