Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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