I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
