Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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