Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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