Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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