Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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