he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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