Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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