Buhtt sex?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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