let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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