anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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