If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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