On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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