Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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