She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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