I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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