Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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