This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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