real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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