At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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