he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
