Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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