I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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