I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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