Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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