it wasn't lemon gatorade
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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