I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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