Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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