Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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(517): View more from Michigan

my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.

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(404): View more from Georgia

His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

No. It just means your good at giving head.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey

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(714): View more from California

Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents

(908): View more from New Jersey

6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉

(908): View more from New Jersey

We are so blessed

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