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• (440): View more from Ohio

  We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.

  (317): View more from Indiana

  I know, she tried to drink it

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.

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