shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Your dad touched me again.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex