so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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