Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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