upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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