normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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