I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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