who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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