would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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